ESPN starting to shed a bunch of their assholes (Schilling, Tirico, Ditka demoted off Countdown, etc.) is like the WWE suddenly stockpiling awesome independent talent instead of their usual generic meatheads. In both cases, I wasn’t expecting those types of maneuvers, but will not complain.

#SaveJayDanAndKatie

I’m surprised nobody had Stone Cold Steve Austin Elementary.

I know I will get shot down for this, but here it goes:

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

Pizza Girl - not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. She can save America from the brink of dystopian hell along with her less-than-trusty sidekick, Pizza Rat.

Man takes action to directly draw attention to himself.
Man complains about all the attention he’s getting.
Man is insufferable.

For someone all about “the team,” JJ sure does spend a lot of time promoting himself.

Fun fact: JJ Watt is actually just three Rudy Ruettiger clones standing on each other’s shoulders.

If you’re talking about the NFL Draft today, you are a fucking idiot with no life.

And one of Rodz's most recent main event call ups to the WWE main roster is Big Cass/Colin Cassady - tag partner of pro wrestling's Guy Fieri doppleganger, Enzo Amore.

Well, in fairness to Chuck. . . . . . . . . CNN IS awful.

I mock Charles a lot, but he seems to have his shit straight. Well, except for his golf swing.

This still has nothing on the glares created by Coach K.