You laugh but the NCAA is going to bring the hammer down on MIT for not self-reporting Quan Le having a tutor complete his PE requirements for him.

When can we finally get the conversation going about compensation for these student-mathletes?

His wiki is great. Under the controversy tab, it says North “Call[ed] Chicago Cubs Korean pitcher Jae Kuk Ryu a “Chinaman,” and “Opini[ed] that Hispanic-American newscaster Antonio Mora could get better ratings if he wore a sombrero during his newscasts.”

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Christ, those headlines read like Donald Trump tweets.

Oh, god, Mike North.

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

That’s not fair. Barstool attracts lazy racists from all over New England.

“Bleeding out his ankle, out of his whatever...”

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

That people are time travelling from sometime early in the 20th or possibly 19th or 18th century and have figured out how to use twitter is truly the big news here.

ESPN starting to shed a bunch of their assholes (Schilling, Tirico, Ditka demoted off Countdown, etc.) is like the WWE suddenly stockpiling awesome independent talent instead of their usual generic meatheads. In both cases, I wasn’t expecting those types of maneuvers, but will not complain.

#SaveJayDanAndKatie

I’m surprised nobody had Stone Cold Steve Austin Elementary.

I know I will get shot down for this, but here it goes:

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

Pizza Girl - not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. She can save America from the brink of dystopian hell along with her less-than-trusty sidekick, Pizza Rat.