Man takes action to directly draw attention to himself.
Man complains about all the attention he’s getting.
Man is insufferable.

For someone all about “the team,” JJ sure does spend a lot of time promoting himself.

Fun fact: JJ Watt is actually just three Rudy Ruettiger clones standing on each other’s shoulders.

If you’re talking about the NFL Draft today, you are a fucking idiot with no life.

And one of Rodz's most recent main event call ups to the WWE main roster is Big Cass/Colin Cassady - tag partner of pro wrestling's Guy Fieri doppleganger, Enzo Amore.

Well, in fairness to Chuck. . . . . . . . . CNN IS awful.

I mock Charles a lot, but he seems to have his shit straight. Well, except for his golf swing.

This still has nothing on the glares created by Coach K.

You can see part of the signage in the photo, but in case you didn’t know it was 483 feet to center at the Polo Grounds and Mays was on the dead run about 450 feet from home when he made that catch. The most astounding thing about the catch is that he got anywhere near the ball.

File under Things I Did Not Know Until Just Now: that was Joe Garagiola poking his head out of the centerfield clubhouse for Willie Mays’s famous catch in the 1954 World Series.

Very broad translation, the requests are:

Not that I was able to block this out, but now I can’t even try? Bullshit.

Top Tip; If you're bald, don't think that facial hair somehow makes up for it.

Naturally, the star of House Of Cards would gravitate to a franchise that has one good season for every three shitty seasons.

Too bad this guy isn’t around to chastise Georgia again.