Well, see, here you go again. And the answer is no. Any objective reading of presidential history puts Obama nowhere near the bottom of that list. There were three truly, unabashedly horrible 20th century presidents: Harding, Hoover, and Nixon. Obama was worse than those guys? No, he was not. I think Carter was worse…

I mean, who the hell wants GDP growth, lower unemployment, 72 consecutive months of job growth, lower deficit and 20 million more people with health insurance? Ugh!

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

I’d like to see an ESPN report on off the field issues and whether they effect Hall of Fame voting. I know that’s usually Jeremy Schaap’s beat, but maybe Ray Lewis can take a stab at it.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

It’s been Affirmed? — RIP Barbaro.

They will never fuck. “I’m religious” is the bullshit excuse down-low athletes like Tim Tebow and Wilson use to cover for the obvious. I’m sure Ciara is getting compensated very well to beard and the poor thing needs the money: She hasn’t had a hit in a decade.

Enough people have already said this but this is for the best. We’ve seen too many wrestlers die young from the pills, drugs, booze, and other means to cope with the pain they’ve earned from a career of wrestling. This is a positive thing.

Bartolo Colon one-upped him with a foursome. A true baller goes for four patties on his Shake Shack burger

There’s no way the IT guys would be okay with getting that much grit on the keyboard.

For all the whining Mets fans did throughout the offseason, the team is starting the season with a better and deeper roster than the one that just went to the World Series (and probably should have won). On paper, they’re the best team in the National League.

MR. MET IS BUYING ROUNDS

They must be kicking themselves that Andy Reid didn’t make it through to the Conference championship.