Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

I just want to shake conservatives so much. This is the guy you hate. THIS GUY. He’s the coolest, funniest president most of us have ever seen, he and his wife are an amazing couple who look so much in love, he is a great father. THIS GUY IS YOUR VILLAIN? Yeah, it’s totally rational and never about race

Come on, Obama! Jed Bartlett spoke at his daughter’s college graduation and he.... wait, I just remembered how that episode ended. Um, keep Malia away from French boyfriends and nightclubs after the ceremony.

Second time I've gotten to say that I love a little nerd in my sports humor. +1 midichlorian

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

But is he kosher?

Boomers = Millennials = Boomers.

Christian McCaffrey for Vice President!

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

“Can I just stay out of this debate? Aaron Hernandez is a good friend of mine. I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That is what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine.”

Bless you, child.

Nail Yakupov and Nazem Kadri: two hockey Muslims.