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The parents of the college student killed in the Tallahassee Hot Yoga murders has died the studio for millions of dollars. I have to say, how is it the studio’s fault that J Random Mysogenist-Psyco targeted the place? The University Of Utah ignored the victim’s complaints. But what did Hot Yoga do wrong? Unlock the

If only the preborn baby had a gun to defend itself. 

July 17: Mueller testifies

But they do reinforce these ideas. Which is why people look confused when I’m the one to change my son’s diaper and I have to complain there’s no space in a men’s room to change a diaper.

Not only that, but we have to remember that, to many conservatives, being gay is just as bad as being a child molester. Some of them are misguided enough to believe they’re basically one and the same. If they believe this is acceptable for child molesters, gay people will be next, no question about it.

Considering they found his bike at the rest stop and his clothes, computer, and phone by the river, it seems like he left the bike to go for a swim in the river or maybe a bath. The fact that he didn’t come back for those things and they weren’t stolen would suggest that he somehow became incapacitated in the river

In my heart I’m a multimillionaire so someone get me a gold-plated toilet, already.

This thing is so British the odometer reads “007”

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

So you’re saying she’s the perfect face for “Compassionate Conservatism” then...

“They’re not war criminals, they’re warriors.”

Das Pferdemädchen fliegt, wie auf Vogels Schwingen. Erfahren Sie mehr darüber, hier um achtzehn Uhr!

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

Forgot to add this but, thought it was pretty funny:

Can you guys do some more undercover work sending in staff and find out what woman are really being told when they go to these snake oil emporiums?

This would be REALLY good for stretches that have a lot of congestion for parts of the day. On a six mile stretch with no traffic, you’re out of there in a little over six minutes, so not a lot of power transfer. If you’re in stop and go traffic for a mile or two and it takes you 15-20 minutes, if not more, to get

I feel like I’ve seen this before...

I can’t wait for the following item:

“provokunt” and “teeny moron” were two quite enjoyable little bites :D

They freaking ROASTED him at 450° for at least 6 hours. It was loverly.