In my heart I’m a multimillionaire so someone get me a gold-plated toilet, already.

This thing is so British the odometer reads “007”

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

So you’re saying she’s the perfect face for “Compassionate Conservatism” then...

“They’re not war criminals, they’re warriors.”

Das Pferdemädchen fliegt, wie auf Vogels Schwingen. Erfahren Sie mehr darüber, hier um achtzehn Uhr!

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

Forgot to add this but, thought it was pretty funny:

Can you guys do some more undercover work sending in staff and find out what woman are really being told when they go to these snake oil emporiums?

This would be REALLY good for stretches that have a lot of congestion for parts of the day. On a six mile stretch with no traffic, you’re out of there in a little over six minutes, so not a lot of power transfer. If you’re in stop and go traffic for a mile or two and it takes you 15-20 minutes, if not more, to get…

I feel like I’ve seen this before...

I can’t wait for the following item:

“provokunt” and “teeny moron” were two quite enjoyable little bites :D

They freaking ROASTED him at 450° for at least 6 hours. It was loverly.

chudlet

How does anyone listen to this wee little chudlet and think he’s an authority on anything?

Take my jet aaaahhhhwayyyyy

Outttttttttttt sourceeeeeeeee to the private zone! 

Achievement unlocked: Kobyashi Maru 

Every BMW ships from the factory with working turn signals both left and right