I sell large portions of my life to capitalists in exchange for fiat currency.

What’s a little lung scarring or a tombstone among grieving family members?

And that’s the INNER wheel center. This thing is bouncing around off the outer one too.

I have not, but I did watch Ben Hur, the concept seems the same.  The crowning touch has to be that they also do that to the spare tire.

I hear Ed Norton and Terrence Howard are setting up their own superhero cinematic universe, with blackjack and hookers.

“we are in the age of self incrimination”. You have no idea (you do but not the point...) how right you are. But people love to brag and like.. come on... what the actual fuck? I dont understand how people think its a good idea to post pictures & vids of them doing dumbass stuff online...

basic literacy isn’t even his friend. if you tried to talk to him about semantics he’d assume you were talking about kushner.

The conversations around guns reminds me of the conversation around violent video games or offensive hip-hop or heavy metal music. The people against it generally know nothing about it, and the people into it have often based a lot of their identity around it and use it as sort of an outsider badge of honor, and so…

Shitcanned as a euphemism for getting drunk might be actually be hyper-regionally specific, limited strictly to my mother’s house. 

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

In an unintentionally hilarious moment, the narrator explains, “Despite having never watched it, Jane has strong feelings about porn.” That was not unintentional, that was British (at its best). 

It’s almost like a Californian counts as 1/4 of a person...

Yay! As if Brexit couldn’t get any worse we’ve now dropped into a whole new circle of hell where the UK gets sage advice from Don Jnr and John Bolton.

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, who can say, really, both sides have very good points”

Oh, boy. just wait till the hentai episode. You can’t unsee loli-futa-tentacle rape! They’ll be begging for wholesome step-sibling fare soon enough.

I legitimately read that headline to mean that these moms were going to be starring in a porn that their children would then watch. While still horrifying, the truth is far, far less appalling. 

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.

Ganbatte, Hayabusa-kun!

Technically they touched the asteroid, so they should have blown up.

They hit an asteroid with a bullet and it didn’t split into two smaller, but equally sized, chunks? Have video games been lying to me all along?