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Anybody think of speedbumps when they see this?

It’s definitely a precursor to harassment.

Having been to a strip club in the UK exactly once, they follow the ‘look with your eyes, not with your hands’ rule. You’re instructed, by the dancer, to put your hands on the seat and leave them there while she performs the very obviously choreographed 2.5 minute routine. The upselling made me feel like I could’ve

Gamma radiation, while bad, would not linger in the area for long.

You wouldn’t feel a thing. My bro in law used to be a lorry driver (in the UK) and one of his workmates made it a mile or 2 with a car wedged under the back of his trailer after it crashed into him.

Stadium supertrucks but outside a stadium?

Kos that totally worked in Athens and didn’t result in people buying clapped out bangers so they’d have a car for both days.

Also, actual champagne socialists!

Same size engine, same number of pots but +14bhp. Probably minus some reliability. They stopped selling them in the UK in April. Closest thing you can get to it now is the SEAT Mii FR-Line with the 75bhp engine but, on the plus side, it’s N/A so there’s fewer bits to go wrong.

“Exterior Side-mounted Gear Carrier

attempting to physically grab each other

I think the old Ignis/Swift Sport (HT81S model) would’ve a good choice for the Sheriff; peak bhp at 6400rpm, rev limiter at 6700rpm 😈

...or a battery pack, how many thousand cells are in one of those?

Presumably the legally-mandated noisemaker on this will just play Miami Nights 1984 on a loop.

Just paste the URL of the tweet, Kinja does the rest-

Falling off my bike and getting run over is probably my greatest fear as a road biker.

Dynamic pressure goes up with the square of the speed so that 19% increase in speed is a 47% increase in dynamic pressure.

Even more amusing is that most of the places I saw that had run out of petrol still had DERV for some time after that as diesel cars weren’t as popular then.

Totally not ripping off the Morgan Aero 8, lol