Why would you leer at random women you don’t know

We thought we had a deal with China three months ago, but sadly, China decided to re-negotiate the deal prior to signing.

“Kinrgy.”

You’d probably end up showering the rest of the solar system, including Earth, with shrapnel from the impacts. That’s before we even start worrying about where the mass is going to come from. Mars weighs a tenth of what the Earth does as it has much lower density (presumably there isn’t as much iron in it) but that’s…

On an unrelated note: Girl, dress for the slide!

Volume. The less cars you make, the less stringent the regs are that you have to comply with. The engines are probably atrociously heavy and inefficient by modern standards.

The pre-dates BoJo by a few months.

Bus drivers generally won’t step in cos they’ll just get flattened as well. It’s also difficult to do that and drive the bus at the same time.

Tweedledumb and Tweedlederp

I read elsewhere that it’s a private school so it doesn’t have to adhere to the same hiring requirements as state-funded schools.

Yep, if Putin thinks it’s a good idea for Britain, that means it’s a bad idea for Britain.

At first I thought he was talking about core rope memory and considering how it was made, embroidering is probably a more accurate term. It could actually be the least stupid part of what he said... if we weren’t talking about BoJo who almost certainly has no idea what rope memory is.

I think that female Thor should be called Thora.

True, I suspect he went down the route of paying people to read and write stuff for him instead.

Dyslexia doesn’t cause illiteracy unless there’s no support or assistance in developing the mechanisms that enable them to read.

He could be extremely dyslexic to the point that he can’t read or write to any functional level.

Shota, actually. Lucoa & Shouta to be precise. The gag is dropping an anime dream girl into a situation that makes her an anime nightmare girl and then creating uncomfortable situations... somehow weaving boob gags into some of them. About half the time it’s hilarious and the other half they either go over the top or d…

it didn’t have the cars any longer. It was hauling coal.

To me, it reads like an elaborate shitpost with Adidas as the butt of the joke.