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Ali G Indahouse got UK traffic law right-

My mother used to teach offensive driving to law enforcement, military, and Secret Service.

Yeah, I think that film had Cruise’s entire repertoire of facial expressions, he’d already perfected his mouth-agape expression by then.

anthropomorphic climate change

Having read about half of the Steele Dossier myself when it first broke, I’m actually of the same mind as the (possibly imaginary) reporter that Cheetolini is quoting. Steele never went to Russia to gather the intelligence that’s in the dossier as he couldn’t get into Russia by that time due to him being an ex-spy.

This reminds me that my nephew bought a £500 car that you could only unlock by opening the boot and crawling into it as the door lock barrels were rusted to fuck. I know the were rusted because I was the person who replaced them.

That’s standard on European cars since some point in the 90s, the only cars I’ve known since then that didn’t have it have automatic headlight levelling.

Confusingly, not only does that have the almost same symbol as for a manual choke, it’s in the same location as the manual choke handle on the car I learnt to drive in...

The optional ashtray on the Hyundai Getz is designed to be jammed into one of the cupholders-

The indicator sidelights is a German thing. My family had an 80s Polo and 90s Jetta that did the same. Great way to flatten the battery.

Honda Jazz does the rear wiper trick too.

It’s exactly what the media in the UK used to say a decade ago, before the grooming gangs story broke.

When I moved to my new house a few years ago the garage roof was still cemented asbestos sheets, as is fairly common for 60s houses. The roof on the neighbour’s garage (2 garages in 1 building) had started collapsing so we got them both reroofed by the only firm we could find who did fiberglass roofs and weren’t

I dunno how it works in the US but in the UK they’re not allowed to lock the kids in the kids’ homes. They’ve long been a traditional hunting ground for child molesters, back to at least the 50s.

Have you seen Whalerider? That’s a good slice of Maori culture too.

The dance specific to the dude-bro culture is the junk tap.

Touching people’s testicals is sexual harassment.

It looks like British Prime Minister Theresa May escaped a vote of no confidence

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Ever since nerd chic became a thing it was only a matter of time before Rule 34 properly caught up with games. We’ve already had Strokémon-