I got 3 dates out of OkCupid and Lycos Dating. Only took me 11 years.

Men, on the other hand, were described as “more efficient” in their approach, making quick decisions.

the two crown princes saw the elder Mr. Trump as a strong leader who would fill the power vacuum... ...in the Middle East

I’m just glad they didn’t wear pretzels or some other fucking bread product again. Princess Euginie went full 50's airline hostess while Princess Beatrice wore all of her headbands.

I s’pose there’s a molecule of comfort in the fact that he actually managed to think up something that he thought was a practical solution, instead of just telling people to pray harder.

Yep, Cernovich tweeted this in attempt to get ahead of the media-

Turns out the UK gov has been maintaining the tradition of slavishly copying the USA; the Home Office’s stain that does not wash off is paragraph 322(5) of the Immigration Act which is used to brand people who get fucked over by incompetent accountants (like my sister did but she’s UK born so she’s safe) as a threat…

After it’s been memed so many times, I’m now waiting for the day that a school shooter marches into the school with a gun and a boom box blaring out Pumped Up Kicks.

Specifically, it looks like it’s the Taiwanese-variant grill shape but a more bland grill insert

So many lathe accident vids on youtube... the biggest facepalm I’ve seen was nearby dimwits trying to physically stop the spindle on a 2' lathe with somebody wrapped round the workpiece (he eventually walked away but with a corkscrew-shaped arm) until somebody with a brain came along and pressed the big red…

Soooo.... students aren’t allowed to open carry on campus but random non-students are allowed to just meander around there?

Former lefties is another popular one.

Proper chips are at least 2x as thick as fries. French fries are sometimes referred to specifically as French fries to distinguish them from chips.

Mashing 2 opposites together is classic Internet humour. You should see what people used to do to Lazytown back in the day-

Looks like there’s another option the survey didn’t cover which an ex-colleague took; portmanteau-ing your surnames together. Obviously that won’t work for everybody.

It’s headline news because it’s a new and exciting way to die in the same way that aircraft crashes are headline news because they’re unusual.

On the plus side, if you’re Pence and there’s some kind of meeting you don’t want to go to, just publicly announce that you’re giving a speech and Trump’ll have you bumped off the listing seconds after it’s mentioned on Fox & Friends.

You’d probably be right, too.

What kind of gains have you witnessed?

You can get more bike, more reliability and less maintenance for less money from other manufacturers. Most big manufacturers make at least one cruiser. Chrome rusts and is a pain in the arse to keep rust-free, as are wire wheels.