Hands up anybody else who misread the title as the Avengers’ fight against Theranos.

Makes homeschooling look better every damn day.

My brain while reading that Snap:

I’ve seen worse from homo sap. sapiens.

At his age, he’s probably confabulated it from that.

Certainly not in any religious context. Having been unsuccessfully raised as a Catholic I can confirm that wielding a cross is actually quite a rare event.

Trump is such a fucking moron he didn’t know who they were.

From the Beeb re. the 3 Amigos:

Oh noes, now who will we turn to to purge Britain’s streets of vampires?

The original’s a lot better than Will Smith talking over it. I don’t think it’s ever been off the airwaves.

I’m highly confident that there’s already a Hello Kitty Bullet Vibrator but I’m not going to google that.

I wonder how many people will get this reference...

Is massive fraud like grand larceny?

Turkey, until it got Erdogan’d, had an actual permit system for prostitutes. That’s one way of doing it though I can’t see that happening in the Anglosphere.

Looks like the State just got a bit Deeper for all the Deep State conspiracy theorists.

One day when biking home from work and after leapfrogging my way to the front of the queue of traffic that was stuck behind a peloton that used to regularly ride on a major road in rush hour, I decided to stage my overtake by merging into a bike-sized space in the peloton. I was wearing earplugs so I couldn’t tell…

Nah, Communist fuel is 80 octane :D

If he was a poor dude of any race he’d’ve been a lot more likely to wind up in prison.

Two words: deep state.

I love that they shift from P to D mid-race, lol.