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I have never called you any disparaging names.

the woman’s husband will lay upon him

The gallery owner boss guy at 0:50 in the Adam Ruins Everything used to be in either Casualty or Holby City (I get them mixed up, they’re set in different departments of the same hospital) on the Beeb. The lines between yt and tv are getting more blurred by the minute.

I bet the parts don’t.

Women are being persuaded to avoid meaningful and fulfilling relationships.

Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out, then.

They’ve got a lot more media savvy in the last few years in line with far-right’s current expansion. I think it’s about the same time that they adopted the weird triangle and “Isn’t that Overwatch?” logos.

One other factor might be that the shape of the runners on the luge (which are more like a traditional toboggan) makes it more prone to running up the side wall of the track and launching you out of it like that Georgian guy who died practising for the luge at the 2014 Olympics. Visibility is probably the biggest

I wish I could find that hot mic moment, it sounds hilarious.

Ah, beta-blockers are used for benign tremors as well. It’ll be to stop his coordination getting f’d up when he’s stressed.

One of the Russian curling team got caught doping with heart meds... wtf kind of advantage does that give you in curling?

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Generation Identitaire’s been going in France for over 10 years now. They have annual slightly paramilitary camps-

If you imagine that the grasping claw is a head, that it’s not on a 2' arm and that the door was already slightly ajar, that’s actually pretty close to the technique that my dad’s dog used to open them using her paw and head.

Keyboards come with a penalty. I used to have a Nokia N900 before it died, same size as the Moto E I replaced with but twice as thick.

I thought it was a misspelling of Carolus Rex aka Charles XII of Sweden, who’s the kind of person /pol/ weebs would idolise because there’s a Sabaton song about him. Turns out it means something along the lines of ‘King of the Sea and Sky’, ‘King of The Blue’ or ‘The Blue King’.

Right in the middle of the Olympics as well. It’s literally the best that North-South relations been for years and the whole of South Korea has had a fortnight where they could be absolutely certain that the Norks wouldn’t try anything. But no, it wasn’t Donny who did it. I wonder if it’ll push South Korea further

I literally did a Google Image Search for ‘sexy abe lincoln’