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You can probably buy fireworks that would kill you if you strapped them to your chest. I mean, if you can’t even build a bomb that’ll kill you when it’s strapped to your chest you really need to try a different career.

Spoilsport. That does remind me of another game you can play with his twitter; guess which tweets Trump wrote.

Yeah but if everybody tweets inaccurate stuff about him, we can keep him tied up responding to them so he hasn’t got any time to do any damage.

Oh, hey, it’s Dan Bilzeran’s lawyer.

which led to the current, lightweight, polyester model

Translation: “Holy fuck, there’s an untapped market!”

So, CAT ran the world’s most expensive dodgy garage.

It’s worth pointing out that the Britcops have shot people armed with bladed weapons before but it’s not the preferred method. I think they’re more likely to taser the perp nowadays as most forces would struggle to put that many officers at one unplanned event.

Probably. There’s been a few people who’ve been flashed by a camera and attempted to destroy the evidence, unaware that, years earlier, all the speed cameras had switched over to using digital cameras that immediately transmitted the photos to a cop server.

Is it legal for the Pres. to tout products to the public?

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In the UK nobody seems to get stressed about red light cameras because they’re publicly operated and there’s legit safety reasoning behind them. We’ve got our own way of dealing with speed cameras, though:

How about this Koenigsegg that some wag put on Autotrader?

13s is faster than my car :/

Just click on the 3 dots next to the star, click Flag and pick an option ;)

It’s one of Mitchell & Webb’s shows, can’t remember which exactly.

you can even just leave one of these things in your oven to act as a heatsink to regulate its make it take a fucking age to get up to temperature

you can even just leave one of these things in your oven to act as a heatsink to regulate its make it take a

As an aside, am I right in getting the impression the Title IX came about partly because of extremely low confidence in the cops’ ability to investigate sexual assault cases?

This take on the Roy Moore scandal is so hot it’s not only on fire-

a post-war ‘invalid car,’ a sort of motorized wheelchair/motor vehicle for people with disabilities