It’s working for me XD

I should’ve put ‘35 and still single’, lol. Never been in a relationship.

It’s the same thinking that makes it easier to get a job when you already have a job than when you don’t: “What do other people know about this person that I don’t?”

I anticipate that David Blaine will choose to represent himself and when ask to make his case he will hold his hand up to the judge, revealing an eye drawn on his palm, and say “Shazam.”

This isn’t something I’d recommend to someone who’s not skilled

Well, there’s already people who think the highest donors have extra right to their government...

I read that one and thought “Hah hah, beat you, 35 and single, nerr nerr” which probably says a lot about why I’m single.

Try asking a ninja-

Straight outta 4chan, crazy mothafucka named OvercaffeinatedGremlin* 

Google translated sexual harassment is alive and well on today’s internet, it was the source of the ‘show bobs and vagene’ meme which now has a song:

It sounds like drunk Tinder to me.

It’s not a Deep State, it’s a Derp State.

Is this the more advanced version of the ‘free candy’ van?

*strums banjo*

It’s probably got to the point where antifa, anarchists and the rest could gaslight the far right by just turning up to protest in a different part of town in an orderly fashion and neatly dressed. They could set up a bbq and rent an outdoor projector to play that Don’t Be a Sucker film. The media only cares about…

Does anybody else see that as a chestburster with binoculars? (Obviously it’s emerged a bit further down)

The respecting of borders is the only reason Europe finally put an end to thousands of years of bloodshed.

A better way to wind people up would be to go straight for Weegie or Geordie rather than just generic ‘British’ English.

You know that the language most Americans speak is actually English, right?