It’s working for me XD

I should’ve put ‘35 and still single’, lol. Never been in a relationship.

It’s the same thinking that makes it easier to get a job when you already have a job than when you don’t: “What do other people know about this person that I don’t?”

I anticipate that David Blaine will choose to represent himself and when ask to make his case he will hold his hand up to the judge, revealing an eye drawn on his palm, and say “Shazam.”

This isn’t something I’d recommend to someone who’s not skilled

It’s not exactly All Your Base. Seems like the current food meme is boneless pizza.

Well, there’s already people who think the highest donors have extra right to their government...

I read that one and thought “Hah hah, beat you, 35 and single, nerr nerr” which probably says a lot about why I’m single.

I would not like to bet the retention of my habitat’s atmosphere on the porosity of lunar surface rock. It wouldn’t be too hard spray on a sealant though but the pressure inside the cave would quickly find any weak rock. Lunar gravity bonus means you could probably spray the ceiling while stood on the ground without…

I dunno why they used Ride of The Valkyries when they could’ve used the theme from King’s Row-

The UK has the Proceeds of Crime Act which enables the cops to seize what it says on the tin but that can only be used on somebody AFTER they’ve been convicted of a crime where there was financial or material gain. Also, the money doesn’t go straight into the cops’ pockets. It’s a slow process but its the best…

Try asking a ninja-

Straight outta 4chan, crazy mothafucka named OvercaffeinatedGremlin* 

Google translated sexual harassment is alive and well on today’s internet, it was the source of the ‘show bobs and vagene’ meme which now has a song:

It sounds like drunk Tinder to me.

It’s not a Deep State, it’s a Derp State.

Is this the more advanced version of the ‘free candy’ van?

*strums banjo*

It’s probably got to the point where antifa, anarchists and the rest could gaslight the far right by just turning up to protest in a different part of town in an orderly fashion and neatly dressed. They could set up a bbq and rent an outdoor projector to play that Don’t Be a Sucker film. The media only cares about…