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It’s not a Deep State, it’s a Derp State.

Is this the more advanced version of the ‘free candy’ van?

*strums banjo*

It’s probably got to the point where antifa, anarchists and the rest could gaslight the far right by just turning up to protest in a different part of town in an orderly fashion and neatly dressed. They could set up a bbq and rent an outdoor projector to play that Don’t Be a Sucker film. The media only cares about

Does anybody else see that as a chestburster with binoculars? (Obviously it’s emerged a bit further down)

The respecting of borders is the only reason Europe finally put an end to thousands of years of bloodshed.

A better way to wind people up would be to go straight for Weegie or Geordie rather than just generic ‘British’ English.

You know that the language most Americans speak is actually English, right?

Yep, it’s called overrun fuel cutoff but it’s usually restricted to a certain rev range above idle speed.

The Sabre rattling over Iran reminds me of Threads. In that film, WW3 starts after some clown uses a nuclear anti-aircraft missile (actually a real thing) in the skies above Iran during a standoff between NATO and the Soviets.

I too, was taken aback at the suggestion that Gal is a masterclass actress. I was a bit concerned that she was going to be a ball and chain for the WW movie (a la Cara Delevigne in Valerian) but it turned out that her wooden acting actually suited the stoic character pretty well. Sort of like a female Dolph Lundgren

Ah, that’s the cultural knowledge I was lacking, lol.

I never got the other girls attraction to him, because he seemed boring as hell to me

If anybody’s bored, you could always respond to any Trump tweets pertaining to the UK with this link-

Hah, that reminds me of what happened at the wedding one of my Uni housemates got married to some a woman who was an arsehole and cheated on him the whole way through the relationship. The rest of us in the house kept dropping subtle hints (like when then would come home drunk, have a row, she’d scream something about

They’ve skipped things like that before, presumably for the running time. They did a 205 Gti years ago that was blowing a huge plume of smoke on the roadtest and literally never mentioned it at all in the show, just spent ages doing the cambelt instead. I’m pretty sure the smoke was just an oil leak running onto the

Who needs religious freedom when you can have ‘religious liberty’, lol. *sigh* Shit like this is why I think the anti-Sharia protest movement is a smokescreen that’s being driven by Dominionists.

That’s gold, should’ve videoed it and put it on youtube.

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There were literal street parties across the country when Thatcher died so you’ll probably be ok as long as you don’t announce it on twitter