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That’s gold, should’ve videoed it and put it on youtube.

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There were literal street parties across the country when Thatcher died so you’ll probably be ok as long as you don’t announce it on twitter

How is he 31?! Is Trump actually one of the aliens from Lifeforce and this guy is having to donate a bit from time to time to keep Trump going and offset the burnt steaks?

There’s always been college bros who are scared to talk to girls, now they have a shiny new rationalisation for it.

Does anybody else’s inner monologue read ‘P100D’ as ‘plood’?

Those audience charts are a great illustration of how politics in the UK is to the left of USA politics. The Beeb makes Breitbart look like Der Sturmer.

Dunno how she feels but here’s something about how Vice felt about her-

Something something ethics in journalism.

Does this remind anybody else of Black Mirror - The Waldo Moment?

Lane keeping: for those times on the road when you should’ve actually stopped and got some sleep.

The Orlando/Pulse nightclub shooting had an armed security guard who exchanged fire with the shooter, that didn’t stop him killing 49 people.

Pewds hired some Indians (in India) on Fiverr to hold up a sign saying ‘Death to all Jews’ while they shouted “Subscribe to Keemstar”. I don’t think he really expected anybody to do it because he mentioned a lot of people rejecting the request on Fiverr. However, he still went and edited that into a video and

In First Past The Post, not voting has the same effect as voting for the most popular candidate. You’re better off voting for the candidate you hate the least.

I don’t buy the boat trip being much of an inconvenience. How many airports are there that could handle a spaceplane and how close are they to urban centres of the über wealthy? How close are those urban centres to a large body of water?

Don’t forget to thank the writers who created the character.

Can’t speak for the rest of Europe but the UK didn’t really have a muslim population until after WW2 and almost all of the emigration was from a region that used to be called Hindustan. Since there were no well established Islamic institutions it created a bit of a vacuum into which the Salafists barged, seemingly

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If you’re in the UK, do you remember the Department for Work & Pensions adverts that inadvertently used the Mysteron light circle to illuminate benefits fraudsters? I couldn’t watch that without hearing, in the Mysteron voice, “This is the voice of the Department for Work and Pensions...”

cheerleaders being terrorized by the winged villain referred to as the Creeper

Asset forfeiture is where the state files a civil suit (absent any criminal charges) to seize the property of a “known” criminal. Usually you’re going to see houses, bank accounts and nicer “drug dealer” cars being seized through asset forfeiture.

Nice architecture & music. That’s about it.