Sorry about your father. :/

I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—

While I’m really glad our judges have attended law schools and passed bars, can we also get them some serious training in mental health issues? It’s amazing what dumbasses can sit on those benches.

I was in tears. Yesterday I heard a fucking horrific story of domestic violence in one of my student’s families. After reading this I’m considering becoming a masked vigilante.

Ah Republicans. When they actually appoint a woman for something they scour the earth to find the most evil, misogynistic ones possible.

Thank you for what you do. You are badly needed.

Domestic violence charges should be brought by the state so that a woman like this one doesn’t have to be put in the position of pressing charges or not pressing charges.

That’s not how this fucking works.

This is a good Tweet.

You really have no clue what asexual means do you sport?

My mom grabbed prescription ear drops one time instead of eye drops and the result was permanent scarring on my eyes. The thought of superglue makes me want to scream like I did when those eardrops hit my eyes.

I can think of a close second...

That’s a serious worry, considering how apparently easy it is to obtain the weapons to carry out threats like this in the US. The stories coming outta the US this week... I’m worried about you guys.

I wish the phrase “child porn” would go away and die in a fire. It should be called videos of child sexual torture

I was excused from jury duty once for this very reason. The defendant walked into the courtroom before we heard any details of the case. I took one look at him and thought, “Child molester.” Turns out, that was exactly what he was being tried for.

https://www.childhelp.org/child-abuse-st…

I saw the picture before I saw the headline and thought “child pornographer, for sure”. Nailed it.

Fuck. Fuck Fuck fuck. So we have non-violent drug offenders serving 25 years in prison but child molesters, child rapists, and those who facilitate the abuse and sexual exploitation of children get a slap on the wrist and told to behave from now. Seriously! We cry about ISIS and ebola which kill so few Americans it’s…

The minute you try to make your romantic interest sign a legally binding "contract" about your bedroom activities, it's hard to fathom why anyone would stick around to see where things go from THERE.