"Vaginas don't need lube."

That's cool, because I have black friends so I'm totally not a racist.

It looks like this is right where 520 ends and the speed limit has dropped to 40MPH. I drive this route about once a week with my 2 year old daughter in the car and routinely see jerks fly up to the stop light at 80+ MPH.

I went to college with Mike. He was one of the nicest guys you could ever meet, hands down, swear to God. This is a tragedy.

Tragedies like these always shake me on a personal level given that I survived a car crash years ago that almost killed my entire family—a traumatic experience I only managed to write about publicly for the first time very recently here at Kotaku. Auto accidents are horrific, often fatal events that rarely get the…

"PEEK-A-BOO, MOTHERFUCKER!"

People figured this out how?

Especially, what, two whole days after it came out?

How did anyone even manage to stumble on this good ending anyway? I mean, what are chances of anyone doing those precise steps during a playthrough for accident and, worst yet, how would they realize that this is what they did to trigger the good ending?

Thank you for this beautiful response. I don't have anything equally profound to say back to you yet, but I really appreciate the thought. This actually inspired me and some colleagues over at Jalopnik to think about some ideas to do just what you suggested and get me back out on the road. Stay tuned!

Not exactly, according to imdb:

(Warning: parts of the story get a bit graphic)

Back when I worked retail, the rule was that stock being returned was destroyed. Regardless of the reason for return, simply because it was cheaper to destroy stock than it was to try to re-inventory & re-sell used items.

If you're going to do this, at least order from an outlet that sells previously returned stuff... Amazon WareHouseDeals for instance. I have no problem returning stuff from there if I simply find I don't like it.

A small number might not, provided there is a good "open box" or "refurbished" market - headphones probably don't fall into that. But even if every return were resellable at 100%, you'd have to pay someone to handle them. Now, let's imagine you sell 10,000 headphones a year. Now let's imagine everyone who buys…

When reading reviews on the internet, my rule is to always read a couple of the worst reviews possible. If they complain about things that aren't specifically the product's fault (the box came a little dinged up, was delivered late) or that don't matter to you (this edition doesn't have the 1979 Laserdisc commentary…

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