When protesting, there's a right way...and a thong way...

Don't go!

Amazing-looking game, awful, awful music. I'll make something for your next trailer for free for real—hit me up.

Four people!? How. The. Fuck.

Ok Microsoft, thanks for making it so easy for millions of your customers.

Get it folks? don't buy it, lets all just go to PS4 where we can play offline.

Let the mass exodus of 360 owners begin...!

Don't pick the one that betrayed you. He's a prick.

Dare I say, best thread on Kotaku ever?

You know people in the military have personnel time right? Or do you think every single member is a robot that is working 16 hours a day and sleeping 8. Well more like working 12, sleeping 4-8 and the rest free.

Yay, an actual Jesus Christ joke. Thank you Lord :)

The family one is such bullshit. My family is gigantic. Like about 6 billion people. How am I supposed to choose which 10 to share it with?

here comes a new challenger!!!!

Here you go internet, you're welcome.

Captain of the Backhanded Compliment Industry, I salute you.

I wish more news outlets would follow your lead. I would have actually renewed my Times subscription if they started articles with "I have no idea if this is true or not, but we're gonna act like it's true because HOLY SHIT."

Hells yes, I'd love to see it done as an old-school hand-drawn animation a la The Last Unicorn, or Watership Down. I'd also watch literally anything Miyazaki was involved in, but the throwback style might be neat.