it’s also a movie where packs of Squirtles help put out a fire in the background

The “Thanos was right” people boggle my mind. Like, even if he had the best intentions, his first idea to solve the problem of scarcity was *kill trillions* and he immediately settled on it. Even given omnipotent power, he didn’t bother to think of other solutions. He was just a genocidal maniac.

I really like Iron Man 3. The villain is definitely one of the most boring in the MCU, and that’s a competitive list, but pretty much everything else is really good.

I believe you just summed up Stanley Tucci’s entire career with that comment.

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

That *is* harsh though because you’re all but asking players with disabilities to go elsewhere. In this example, an easy mode or even a series of toggles that allow players to customize game experiences is about allowing them to participate in that experience. It’s inclusive, and not in the dime-store way that word is…

A Tangential point Joshua was trying to make that this still ignores is that people don’t experience difficulty in the same way.

The easiest way for me to think of it is a competitive game of memory. The whole point of that game would be to overcome the challenge faster than your opponent, no? But consider that one…

The blink-and-you-miss-it cameos from the Iron Man trilogy are great. As is the one from Civil War (“TONY STANK?”). As is the one from Captain America (“I thought he’d be taller!”).

Except for that r/AnthemTheGame one. That one is hilarious. 

Just because you’ve been lied to doesn’t mean that everything is a lie.

Or how about “It’s Never Too Late for Now,” the episode of 30 Rock in which—along with the reveal that Pete used to be a member of Loverboy—the gang concoct a plot worthy of Agatha Christie to pull Liz out of a post-break-up funk, going so far as to create a fake hipster bar, Canal Yards Project (an anagram of Tracy…

How about “My Fuzzy Valetine,” the episode of Bob’s Burgers in which Linda tries to help out Valentine’s Day sad sacks Mort and Teddy by hosting speed dating in the restaurant, only to have Valentine’s Day curmudgeon Sgt. Boscoe sabotage it:

Competitive smash is easily the worst part about smash.

One of them swings a gigantic mighty hammer, and the other is Gendry.

The FBI has 37,000 employees. They can do both.

Well I’m always looking for creative new ways to tell the world I’m an unfun prick who hates other people’s fun so this seems like a great thing to donate money to!

When I saw this on Twitter a few days ago, I thought, “This feels like something Banksy would do.”

650 dollars is probably more than I’ve spent on all the toasters and bread I’ve bought in my life combined. 

His voice really is horrible, isn’t it? He could never sing. I wonder to myself how we missed that in the 90s, and I guess it’s very loud guitars and very clever videos. There’s tons of guys in the rock pantheon who can’t really sing though.

#NeverForget