If you're wondering later, "Gee crime, I don't know" was when I decided to kick your ass.

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

I don’t know, I still love the classic games but I adore Go as well (when it works). Haven’t had this much fun with a Pokemon game since the original. But then I never expected this to be a traditional Pokemon game on mobiles. I always saw it as more of a sequel to Pokemon Snap than anything else, and I love walking…

Once again, I will do my best to adhere to the rules set forth by the “Steam Summer Sale Survival Service”. A summary of them includes:

That Raisin Bran is so good is one of the biggest wonders of the world. Both bran flakes and raisins are edible foods on their own that are hardly appetizing. Smashed together and over 1% milk, they’re a standby favorite when some of the others aren’t available.

“That’s not a tattoo, it’s a visible injury”

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Dark Souls 3

It really sucks being a Mets fan.

Tactics Advance demands your consideration

SMDH. College students nowadays are getting downright desperate for internships.

I actually live in Roanoke, where they are just about the *only* MTG retailer. But, a few reasons why these guys need to burn?
1-Friday Night Magic. You simply will not find bigger, more insufferable douchebags than Ben Bleiweiss, and this....other bearded bald bastard whose name I care not for. They actually told this…

To be clear, this is Kinja Deals you’re reading; we’re independent from Kotaku editorial. Our stance is that if you can save money by preordering, and you can cancel without penalty, then we’ll post it and let the readers make their own decision.

To be clear, this is Kinja Deals you’re reading; we’re independent from Kotaku editorial. Our stance is that if you…

The countdown to the letter to the editor about how Luke Kuechly wouldn’t do this has officially begun.

Not sure if this counts, but I lived in Seattle working retail for two years, and wasn’t making enough to afford a plane ticket home. So for Christmas, I made plans for some friends to come to my place so we could all commiserate. I made dinner, this unnecessarily complex version of eggplant parm that calls for…

This is fine. The ability to hop in, enjoy some stuff, and then hop out is nice and a great change of pace from a game that demanded your undivided attention this time last year if you wanted to keep up.

The video at the TMZ link has a much better angle and is from a couple seats away, but adds the mystery of why the fan that stepped up and stopped the guard is wearing a Brandon Marshall Bears jersey at a Cowboys/Panthers game.

On the plus side, this marks the first time this season someone in Dallas came through in the clutch.

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."