This joke was overplayed two weeks after Destiny came out.

I adored Human Revolution. Miles better than Invisible War and competes with the original in a lot of areas.

The game I was most looking forward to this year was Dark Souls 3. Deus Ex was a moderately distant second.

You have clearly never played a Souls game if you think the hitboxes are shitty. These hitboxes are stupidly precise.

I loved Demon’s Souls, but I played it after Dark. I’m probably biased, and I’d argue that your first Souls game (Bloodborne included) will probably be your favorite, but I think Dark Souls 1 is objectively the best game in the series. It was more polished, more balanced, and had the best designed world I have ever…

How is the PS4 controller not good? I’ll ignore your other points because most of them are ridiculous, but I take issue with you saying the controller isn’t good.

...why?

Same. I could parry all day in Bloodborne but I’ve never quite gotten the hang of it in Souls across 700 hours combined playtime.

If I had to chose between those two, I’d go with The Division. But yep, you’re right. I’m on Dark Souls 3 for at least two weeks.

Do these same kind of things not happen to men in the show? Catelyn was brutally murdered, but right after her son was also brutally murdered. Theon is imprisoned and tortured for months before his mind finally snaps. Jaimie has lost a hand, a son, and a daughter. Jon Snow, like Arya, has lost his entire family before…

Target brand Q-tips are actually not terrible. Not as good as Q-tip brand, but definitely passable if you need to save a dollar on your monthly cotton swab budget.

I had no idea this was a gif. I just saw a picture of the mail man and had to say, “My man!”

Every Souls game has worked like that except Dark Souls 2, but the odds of being invaded while hollowed were very low. Generally, outside of a few specific areas, you can only be invaded while human and able to summon co-op phantoms.

My man!

Oh wait, I see. You want all of the other benefits of playing online without the risks. You should probably play something else.

Play offline. Problem solved.

Dark Souls didn’t do it either.

If I could the 6P’s specs in a phone the size of a 5X, I’d bite. I just don’t know if my hand is big enough for a phablet.

To be fair, Ned did try to rein Robert in a bit during his short tenure as Hand. And though we haven’t seen much from the show, Kevan Lannister (Tywin’s brother) does a pretty decent job once he steps up. So much so that he’s

And right next to Quiet Cove adult pool is the smoker’s lounge, where I spent a lot of time when I was on the Wonder with my family a couple of years ago.