We did, and now Linda in the mail room insists we call her The Skull Queen. And she won’t give the families all those skulls back.

How dare you assume I have not suggested this in every board meeting?

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?