No, your mom kept blowing me.

I’ve never seen more people misinterpret what kind of show something is than the first season of this show. Mother is flying around as a bronze Christ-pose statue called a “Necromancer” and screaming people to death, in the first episode. But people seem convinced that this is supposed to be a realistic hard-sci-fi…

Hmm, sounds like some scab shit.

She’s an artist?

“In Soviet Union, baby gives stupid name to you!”

That herbal medicine is amazing. Even mends his jacket sleeve, too!  

I wrote a movie where the main character wakes up one day and he’s the only one in the world who remembers Jude Law.

ACAB on Titan.

Reddit investors in a week: “Hi, I bought this stock for $400 last week and I’d like to sell it now.”
Stock Market: “That’s worth $1 in cash or $3 in store credit.”

Well, thank goodness they cut that scene where Milla Jovovich looks into the camera and says “One million Uyghurs are held in Chinese concentration camps where they are tortured and provide forced labor for Western businesses” before release, or else they’d REALLY have a problem on their hands.

I doubt he’s that hands-on with most of his umpteen shows.

Hmm, hadn’t seen that one, suppose I better catch up before the special.

You Greg Heads will always find a way to shit on my man Tim. Really disrespectful to the legacy of Tom Cruise Heidecker.

Now I don’t know what to believe!

And in a surprise third act twist, Jesus discovers he’s inexplicably related to the vengeful spirit responsible for all the genocide in the previous stories.

You missed the biggest flaw of all:

Metalocalypse welcomes Venture Bros to the "unfinished story club".

Dismiss that racist piece of shit I’m afraid I can’t do that.