Roger Goodell: Well, we just really don’t think-
That’s the most exciting football related thing to happen in Jacksonville in years.
That’s badass.
The hoop did a perfect Kendrick Perkins impression by being 7-feet tall and not moving the entire time.
So he's still there?
From the very beginning of this article I was thinking wow, if this guy is mediocre what the fuck am I????
I’m at DeAndre’s house right now and except for the gun and eighteen sticks of dynamite Steve Ballmer’s holding this whole party is pretty chill.
Way to disparage what had long been Bill Walnut’s greatest legacy.
Yeah, we had that happen 20 years ago. Wife picks up the phone, it’s a collect call from some town we never heard of in Florida. She accepts because she has no brains has relatives in FL and thinks maybe it’s one of them. It’s some idiot who starts talking to her, won’t say who he is or what he wants, so she hangs up.…
Tim Duncan Has Big Plans For 2016: “I think I’ll make some egg white omelettes, and I’m going to try to bring pleats back for khakis. Oh, I might also buy a camry.”
Wait, so are floral printed board shorts okay without the boxers? Asking for a friend.
I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”
The Cavs:
American rock band KISS skipped it on its tour in the region, for instance.
“Aron! What are you drinking for?!?”