I'm pretty sure that's code for "Charlie really had no idea how rabid, pathetic and balls to the wall crazy 50 Shades fans actually are, that is, until an unidentified midwestern housewife accosted him in a Los Angeles drugstore, handcuffed herself to his ankle and begged him to spank her with a horse whip. Charlie…

Maybe Doug should take a break from Jezebel...

Everything Doug Barry writes is an insensitive mess.

I'm a little upset that it's not mentioned that Jezebel also messed up in how this was addressed.

I was waiting on a chance to speak with someone at RAINN (which didn't happen until this afternoon). While ideally the turnaround time would be quicker we both needed to find time in our schedules to talk. I didn't want to write about this without talking to them.

Hey hey hey, keep it down about the unbleached asshole poop shirt, my copyright hasn't been cleared yet. I do not want to get ripped off for that, because seriously that shirt = my ticket to easy street, baby.

My IUDs have kept me from having periods for almost a decade. IT'S FUCKING BLISS. Yet every now and then some chick will chastise me for "interfering with nature" or question how I "really feel like a woman" if I don't bleed on the regular.

I have to say I'm not comfortable with genitalia on my t-shirt. I would be totally creeped out by a guy with a dick on his shirt, I don't feel very different about this.

I want all young girls to be really body-positive and not ashamed that they have their periods. I am not sure this t-shirt is a step in the right direction? Feels very cartoonish, and seems to be more about the 'shock' factor of "OMG THERE IS A VAGINA BLEEDING WHOA" than about promoting the idea that this is a normal…

There's only one period shirt that I'll ever consider wearing:

I defy you to go play Super Mario Bros 1 all the way through without using warp zones.

What are you even talking about? It's called Super Mario 3D World, because it's a full 3D game, like Mario 64, instead of a side-scroller, like Super Mario Bros. U.

What about this is sloppy or unbalanced? I don't understand how you could get that from the trailer at all...

I totally agree with you that this is not the time for the asker to be like 'Brad didn't text me back :(', but I think it's also unfair to expect your friends to completely revolve around your problems to the point where you get angry at them for expressing any other interests, or to be a punching bag for your…

Anecdotally...me! My Dad was on disability when I was growing up. We were definitely lower-middle class (and only that high because my Mom worked her ass off, and my Dad got money from his Mom.) Then, fairly suddenly, my grandmother died and left most of her money to him, then he died, and even though he only left a…

The incomes of the people in my family are drastically different from one section to the next. My parents are dependent on government aid, and I also have an aunt and uncle who are able to afford living (and raising a child) in Manhattan, and are professional musicians. Just because one branch of a family tree is…

See, they basically reneged the first time and then was like "LOL nevermind", which is bullshit. Lemme put it this way, I've seen people renege in Spades games and it has come to blows. If you say "don't worry about it" and then decide that you were kidding, you don't get to write a snippy letter demanding payment.…

and they originally said not to worry about it.

Every time they get something new, they are compelled to tell us how much it cost, how it's so top-of-the-line and so on

The particularly shitty thing in the last one is that he said it was fine, then reneged and demanded money — weird and rude!