Since, I never make really horrible jokes on Jezzie. I'm going to do one today. Here it goes.
"Quick, vaccinate them!" did me in. The whole office heard me explode into giggles. Props to Jessica, what an articulate comment. Had that been me, I wouldn't have been able to say it so nicely or concisely (ooh, rhymes, I got them). Last, those damn grillz make them look like they have dirty teeth, Pensatucky…
"She also masturbates and lumbers toward adults males "rear end first" (quick, ladies, file this away as a good meet-cute tip). Mei Xiang is in charge of her sexuality. But poor bewildered Tian Tian doesn't know what to do with himself."
Its like rai-aiiiin on your wedding day.
But his hashtag clearly says "#respect," so how could the picture be disrespectful???
I'm sure you'll be able to use it by the end of the day today.
Yes, this. And using your partner as a therapist will eventually destroy your relationship. Your partner will be upset she cannot help you, she will not want to have a conversation with you after a while because they are bringing her down, and you will be hurting the one person you need the most.
My MPLS recommendations:
Wait... I love hiking but I am a Latina. IS THIS DEFINITIVE PROOF LATINOS ARE WHITE? !?! Woohoo, I won't be discriminated against anymore!
Apparently by going hiking, attending live music events, watching independent films, and developing an interest in craft beer.
Oh, I have no doubt that the segregation in jobs, neighborhoods, and higher education is very intentional. I just meant that the white person in question probably didn't mean to isolate herself in a white community. Her experience was what I meant by unintentional, although it may have not come off that way.
One of my favorite responses to the word "exotic" was on the TV show Better Off Ted. Someone hit on one of the employees by calling her exotic, to which she replied "I'm not exotic, I'm Asian. There are more of us than there are of you. So, statistically, you're the exotic one."
I wanted afro-puffs so bad. I sobbed when my mom explained that my hair (super straight and fine) wouldn't do it.
I can respect that.
My boyfriend suffers from depression and severe anxiety. He started taking medicine and I have to say that it has made such a positive impact on his overall happiness and level of "healthy" stress he feels. He still goes through bouts of depression lasting about 3 days. It is difficult of course, but I think what is…
I don't see why Scientology gets called out. Honestly, I don't find it any more silly than every other religion, and the people who believe in it are just as real as everyone else and still can have their feelings hurt by people joking about them. When it comes to religious jokes its all or nothing.
i also live in a really white town and i try to make it a point to meet people outside of the incredibly homogenous community i grew up in. i don't want to collect people like they're trading cards and i don't think one member of a community can speak for the entire community, but i think it's important to have a…
I can answer this one. I'm a Whitey McWhiterson from a very small town and currently living in "the Cities" (Minneapolis-St. Paul). I've learned the bus system, found the best food, and gotten some excellent advice from black people that I've met. On the bus, white people are either super fucking weird, or look at…
Poet Pat Parker covered this in 1978 and I have always been grateful to her for her opening couplet: