you forgot he's got really nice ass

'Meow' indeed :-)

I think the reason the original seemed so, um, off to me was the fact that all the women had the cold, dead eyes of an animated pedophile. Sure they danced and stuff, but it looked like they were being controlled with strings or something. It was creepy and I couldn't buy into the whole 'the women are in control of…

BRING IT!!!! I'm going to write her a letter right now and tell her I love her and that if she wants to run away I will find her and we will go together to the ocean! She can sing sexy love songs and I'll make a can of beans or something. I DON'T KNOW IT'S NOT WORKED OUT YET.

Not all of the guys in here are obviously effeminate. Dude with the brown hair, for example, looks relatively normally masculine in my opinion (even with the eyeliner.)

I wish I looked like any of the people in this video because every last one of them is gorgeous.

I don't know... "Robin Thicke himself didn't help the matter by saying in an interview with GQ that, in order to write the song, he and Pharrell "started acting like we were two old men on a porch hollering at girls" and claiming that the video contained taboos on purpose: "Bestiality, drug injections, and everything…

Exactly. It looked like they were a bunch of gorgeous friends that decided to get stage-ready and make this video. They look like they're having a great time.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is skeptical of your premise.

Holy SHIT these women can sing.

Well, the article does clearly state that it's staged by a burlesque group. I'm not sure what you were expecting - it's a paltry performer, male or female, that will take to a project associated with their burlesque troupe without even a hint of glitter or glitz.

My toddler's delighted response to the section with the stop sign on the dancer's arse was: "That man is dancing like a roly poly!" Then she peed on me.

1. All the men were made-up.

FUCK THIS IS AWESOME. On just so, so many levels.

Eeeeee! I love this! No one is humiliated! Everyone is just damn sexy and awesome.

You forgot the most important part: The shoes in this video were 1000x better than the monstrosities in the original video. That was enough right there to justify this remake.

There's a whole subsection devoted to these.....things. I was gonna include a link to a site but it's def not safe for life.

i love whoever made this gif and i love you for posting it. my life is complete.

No. I used to own one. It felt great, but I couldn't travel with it and couldn't keep it easily stashed in my nightstand. Using it was always a big production, because I had to dig it out of the drawer and find the right attachment.