I think you might be reaching JUST a bit...

We’re in a world where Brady and some beauty show contestant are given props for saying things that should be met with: “yeah no shit”.

I guess mother was wrong, sometimes the trash DO take itself out.

everybody out here thinking they gon be angelina jolie

I have so many follow up questions! Did anyone else have to take a break and finish this later? Did she get mad at the principal for not dealing with an incident no one had been told about? Is this the most batshit crazy email you’ve gotten (non-death threat category)? This whole thing reads like a fever dream. …

“in a language I don’t understand”
Speak English ya dang immy-grunts, she said, in a dog-whistle.

Shitty memoir 0/10

I can’t with all of this:

AH! This letter is causing my face to make the weirdest expressions. She wrote the sentence “I am not a racist” three times. She told you her whole life including where she shops for groceries.

This bitch is so stupid. Like. We just gotta say it out loud and be done with it.

Weird how the media has suddenly become interested in how much time celebs are spending in the lab working on their products now that a WOC has put out the most inclusive make up line possibly ever. Can’t remember anyone investigating this on Kylie’s, or Kim’s, or Kat Von D’s, or Eva Mendes’ etc etc etc

My local corner store used to let us get essentials (beer, cigs, milk) when we were short on cash. They’d just have a running tab that we never saw them write down, but was always accurate.

But this isn’t better than the original product. It is simply a more high tech vending machine that will offer 10% of the products a bodega has. And that’s a pretty generous percentage since it will more likely be 3-5%. So not only are you getting less of a selection but it will most likely come at a higher price.

Is pretty much excusing their behavior and makes you look like an apologist. Maybe you didn’t mean it like that, but that’s how it comes off.

No one cares what they think it means because they’re wrong considering it’s not the actual battle flag and was only brought back out during the CRM to terrorize black folks.…

If you lived in the city you wouldn’t hate corner stores. You’d know the folk who work there. You’d be able to ask them to stock products you want to buy. You’d drop in on the regular for a host of items. Your dog, like mine, would get a treat every time you do. In fact, your dog would want try to drag you in every…

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

Shut up. Nobody needs a apologist for that flag from you, ever, and certainly not here, loser.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

Because vending machines are so reasonably priced and filled with variety?

You’re a weak person who should stay out of cities, then.