I don’t think it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but the weirdest. I was in the Lincoln NE airport, past security, and this dude in business wear shows up with a to go container, pulls out a t-bone, absolutely houses it with just his hands, then cleans up with a newspaper that was just sitting on the chairs. There…

I lost my WRX wagon in Harvey, I sat on the insurance money for over a year trying to convince myself one of the new WRX sedans are just as appealing. They aren't, I bought something else, but at least weekly I mention missing my wagon. I'd buy another one TODAY if they made it.

make up the remainder of the line.

I totally, definitely, 200 percent wasn’t being sarcastic when I called it weird. Nope. I’m never sarcastic. Never have been, in my entire life. Not once!

So you went from spending $13k to +$75k.

Because you only have to spend 60k to get a C8?

Have any of the above stuffed a GM press car into a barrier? 

WE ARE....

Uhhh...have you ever been to a dyno? I’ve never seen one go awry, let alone catch fire like this.
Sure a fire extinguisher is something you should have on hand, but not literally in hand.

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

Just gonna drop in to say, please don’t attack this program just because of this guy, seemingly an anomaly. I’m a defense attorney in California. Mental health diversion is a relatively new law but already benefits a lot of people, who need help rather than jail time. Most of my clients who have gotten it are young…

Finally, a way to recreate the sensation of an alcoholic ejaculating in your mouth.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

What if unrelatedly my pants were already full of poop? What do I do then?

Aren’t we all though?