Don’t forget all of the dashcam vids from Reddit.

Oddly enough all three of them are still being paid by the Mets.

Don’t apologize for nit-picking or supposed pettiness. It’s the little things that mean a lot, quite often. Especially if the offending feature is a simple, commonly used feature. I used to grumble at having to dig into my pocket and fish out the remote just to lock the door on my Mk. 7 GTI because VW’s genius…

Presumably not enough to just sell it

May I humbly also suggest CJ Burnett and Carpenter Brut for your auditory pleasure? Hot damn I love synthwave, it’s the best driving music by far!

Seeing lots of “I’m a Yankees fan, but...” and “I hate the Red Sox, but...” on the internet tonight. Cool, man, you don’t want the human beings who arbitrarily wind up playing for teams in a different geographic location than you to literally die. Awesome, that’s very noble.

one thing i won’t do is circulate the rumors I’m circulating right now. i won’t tell you about this thing i don’t want to talk about, you know... this one. stop this madness people!

YOU’RE LITERALLY DOING THE THING RIGHT NOW!

We’ll probably play the Yankees, so....yeah.

This twins team has just been such a joy to watch. I'M GONNA BE CRUSHED when they get bounced out of the first playoff series 😂

If it’s a 24 hour bug, it’s not influenza.

I don’t understand the tone of this post.  What this kid is doing is fucked up and antisocial on multiple levels.

I thought those things were car-shaped Sony Walkmans or something at first. I like weird, obsolete technology. I’ve always wanted a telephone shaped like a Mazda RX-7, ‘cuz then it’d be a rotary phone.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

I was bruised and battered, had this pain in my back
My car was floating around like it was on a track
I saw my reflection in a window I didn’t know my own car
Oh brother, how did I make it this far
On the streets of Philadelphia

“Oh you wanted tires? That will be part of the M-sport UltraDouche package. For an extra $4k we’ll put tires on and include a special horn that only poor people can hear.”

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

Bird-Brained Boo Bird’s Brew Brains Braun

“Hey, we won two Soupys with a QB who looks like he eats paste, why don’t we try that again?”

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.