Wow. You seem tremendously fucking dumb.

Aka the “I’m brave enough to order a first-year FCA product” badging.

Based on the rest of the article, feels like the title should be more like:

Meh. We lost the manual option when they decided to only offer it with the slow engine anyway. Yeah, sure, I want a four-door sedan with 187hp. The automatic would have to be truly awful to make that compromise. You can get 250hp out of the turbo if you put 93 in it. I’ll take the extra power and torque, thank you.

Complicate and add weight.

I swear it was just there!

what car?

Why do they still camo wrap the car?

*takes drag off lightsaber-sized vape* I could buy a base STI and mod it to beat this thing for less than $50k.

She’s just trying to Kerber her enthusiasm....

Yeah, I see some Ford GT as well as some Detomaso Pantera in there... 

What an incredible ending. Reminds me of this game-winning play by James Worthy for North Carolina in 1982:

Wait, why do they do the Viking clap?

Wow. Did not see a COTD coming. Just goes to show you, sometimes being the old man yelling at Cadillacs pays off.

Is it time to think about abolishing football? I’m all for it, mostly just to stick it to Browns fans when they’re at their most hopeful and vulnerable. 

This is *so* oddly specific it’s great. 

Jackson’s ‘look’ is incredibly popular on daytime court TV shows like Judge Judy and People’s Court where Bubbas have to answer for damaging rental homes or letting their dogs bite people. I’m assuming the producers unwrap these $9 JoS. A. Bank napkins and hand them out back stage after coaxing the Ben McAdoo…

That’s the good shit.

Because they tell everyone who sees it to not talk about it?

Polls like this always seem like a bad idea to me. It’s very unlikely for anybody responding to have tried all 5 of these headphones (or even most of them). So people end up just voting for the one that they own even though they have nothing to compare it to.

Polls like this always seem like a bad idea to me. It’s very unlikely for anybody responding to have tried all 5 of…