I have been here. And recently. This is a man I don’t and will likely never know, but I’m going to weigh in here.

Can you please make it look more GTI and less “Mountain Dew and Glow-Sticks?”

It’s a baseless criticism, but McAdoo physically does not look like a guy who should be the head coach of an NFL team. Every time I see a shot of him on the sidelines I think he’s one of the guys responsible for troubleshooting malfunctioning Surfaces or making sure the coaching headsets work.

Thanks for sharing.

Mmm that blue sport!

He got all huffy.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

blowjob-glamorizing outlet

Really?

He’s going to get dead from injecting the marijuanas!

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Then the Takata airbag went off, setting the car in motion because it wasn’t actually in park as the keys fell out of the ignition while running which then lodged under the gas pedal accelerating it away unintentionally where it was finally halted by a volkswagen dealership who promptly lied about the whole thing.

No big deal since it was in Taiwan but there would be riots if he was blocked in India

It’s so sad when CTE causes players this young to get confused and make mistakes that land them in situations like this. He actually meant to assault his wife.

writing*

You are a brave man.

You are a brave man.

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

a few years ago I mocked up what I thought would be the perfect Tebow logo and on-field cleat.

Ok, after more research, Hamblin didn’t just stumble and fall bringing the other girl down, they accidentally tripped each other. Since the fall was neither of them’s “fault”, they both advance.

I wanted you to be the first to know that I have purchased Gawker with my money and we will now exclusively publish incoherent ramblings about celebs, tech celebs, teens, tots, potato farmers, athletes, extreme athletes, desktop computers, shoes, and Poppe Culture, a senile former miner from Kentucky who got himself…