Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

That was a trip you shell always remember, Travis.

Gruden is a God damn national treasure.

[Runs around corner, out of breath]

You have no right to make judgments about how much I’ve jerked off!

I'm disabled, so I'm all for employing disabled people in a wide variety of fields. However, I feel hiring blind people to select colours is a bad call.

This is what is wrong with the system. Guy, admittedly stupidly, brings an airsoft gun onto a train. Cops show up, they cause the “disorderly conduct for creating a disturbance”, then they charge the guy with a crime he did not commit, because he was in most likely just sitting waiting for his stop.

I R8 THAT R8 PASS 0/8 M8

Gift cards to buy apps, you say? Some suggestions, which may or may not yet be available on iTunes yet:

Almost as terrible as a pitcher of Bud.

Hundreds of Minis, all slowly falling apart.

And Trump possesses neither training, nor experience!

the STi’s dont need mods.

That would be a hipster brag except at the time I had an old Audi A4, so I wasn’t really participating but rather attending and gawking at 325iXs.

“All I’m gonna do is write essays,” Jefferson said. “I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.