I’ve owned one US built vehicle. Never, ever, again. 

The world has no room for you. Soon, your donorcycle will bring you where you belong. 

Willians Astudillo remains the greatest player in the league. It's even more evident now that he has slain the Harper and taken it's powers. 

I’ve been to AMC’s Best Picture Showcase (where they show all of the movies nominated for Best Picture) 6 years running now. I think I’ve stayed awake for all 24 hours once. And these are movies I haven’t seen before! I can’t imagine 22 movies. That would be complete and utter torture. 

“I think it decided to take its own life because it couldn’t handle all the other Lamborghinis making fun of it for being a boring grey color" - My wife. 

I’ve owned my first Ford (2017 Focus RS) for a year now, and I’m eagerly awaiting the day I sell it. It will be my last Ford. An unadulterated pile of plastic garbage like you can’t imagine. At 20k miles, the steering column rattles.

Have you seen the way he tailors his clothes? They're so tight his brain isn't getting enough oxygen to worry about matching. 

That’s exactly what I thought. Neither are bad designs by any stretch of the imagination, mind. 

Football is the only sport where domestic abuse occurs on this kind of scale. Period the end. 

Whoosh

Dude, my buddy bought a really nice condition 944 Turbo for 19k about 5 years ago. You know exactly what this article is about stop being obtuse. 

I was legitimately just about to make this exact comment.

So.....so the gas engine makes 40 HP and 0 Torque? Because your paragraph about the power figures lead one to that conclusion. 

I met Bernie at an airport once, and we just chatted for a bit about nonsense. This was pre-2016 election, I don't think he had even announced his candidacy yet, but he was just the nicest guy. Call this a useless anecdote, it probably is, but he left an impression on me. He didn't seem like a politician. He just…

“The New Jersey Devils have barely avoided the ranks of easily forgettable sports teams, like the Florida Panthers, for two reasons: Martin Brodeur and David Puddy”

Canceled project

I had one of these as a loaner while my RS was getting fixed. It had 200 miles on it. At any speed above 40, the sunroof glass rattled like it was going to fly away. THE SUNROOF. 

Samesies. Missed it too. 

Is.....is that Dan Radcliffe?

Man, basketball is such a shit show now.