Yeah, this is a toilet grade piece of writing, even for Deadspin. 

You throw some good seasoning on those carrots and they'd beat out 90% of the Superbowl Halftime performers in recent memory. 

Yeah Slayer blows. Sorry not sorry. 

That’s like 4 rimshots worth of joke. Well done indeed. 

I found out Preludes were FWD like 6 years ago. I've been into cars much, much longer than 6 years. I just always assumed they were RWD because of their shape. 

You literally scoured his comment to find something to nitpick, didn't you? Going from wanting to kill myself to not wanting to kill myself is 100% irrefutably a better situation. There's nothing wrong with what he said. 

I genuinely laughed out loud at this. 

You're very mad on the internet over an autocorrect typo. 

Your inexplicable hatred for fortnite is showing. Oh also you seen mad. 

Autocorrect. Definitely am aware of how to spell my life goal, ha. 

Yeah NFL is full of Rhoades scholars. 

*flame suit on*

Wanna buy my Focus RS?

And I'm running around in my stealth grey Focus RS. Dammit Ford. 

BAH GAWD

My entire family is made up of elderly Jews from New York City. The movies are accurate. They say oy vey A LOT.

Dad?

One day, I’ll have new games for my Switch that aren’t ports. Not today, but one day, I’m sure.

She said he did it, he said he didn’t. Based on this evidence, and because he’s a man, we find him guilty. - Most women.

Isn’t the carbon fiber all fake though, or have I believed internet lies?