This isn’t the greatest and best line ever written in journalism, but it is a tribute.

Foxtrot Alpha, also known as fear mongering douche bags farming for clicks.

Well that’s three minutes I’ll never get back.

I read your comment and thought “Okay, there’s nothing they could have said that would warrant that sort of a reaction”.

He died from a 5 mph crash? What am I missing here? I’ve been hit by a car that was moving 5 mph while I was walking and I sustained zero injuries.

Not blaming Justin, it’s an easy mistake to make, but yeah, let’s just willy-nilly misidentify cars on a car blog, sure.

Just a heads up, the Scoob is 100% not an STI.

What a fucking asshole.

Rwbhp?

You say “you always have the Flyers” like being a Flyers fan isn’t the sports equivalent of a horrific disease.

I’m an idiot.

We’re all aware that ‘98 was 19 years ago, not 15.....right?

Yeah, no me gusta whatever the hell is happening there.

Every comment: Slow news day, huh?

“Jesus Christ, I can’t say Oriental?! Next thing you’re gonna tell me I can’t call you a Wop, Monzo. Quit pulling my leg here.” *falls asleep*

As someone with intentions of buying a MK4 Supra in the near future, please fucking stop this insanity. I can’t afford the market it’s creating.

Sarcasm aside, you’re not wrong. Did anyone think a FWD car with 50 less hp and fake carbon fiber from head to toe would be better than the RS? I appreciate these guys doing the comparison just for the entertainment factor, but I don’t think anyone would’ve picked the Civic here.

I’m currently driving a JCW Mini. The interior is phenomenal and it’s a blast on the track. But you’re right, interior quality is not a measuring stick for this segment.

Oh, well then consider me super pleasantly surprised! The fake carbon fiber/black back seats (the biggest missed opportunity, ever) led me to believe that Honda didn’t give much thought to the interior.

No, totally. I’m just trying to dispel the (as of late) exceedingly popular idea that all white people are belligerent racists.