So is the first line of this article ‘a derivative of the Marlboro logo’ for anyone else, or just me? All of the ads are just completely tearing apart the layout on Jalopnik. 

Nah, he’s just from Kentucky.

Is Sabathia saying there’s only 62 black guys in the bigs.....?

Gotta love Boston. One of the biggest collection of assholes on the country.

My dad did all the ads for early 90s fast Mitsubishis, and they*gave* him a fucking Galant vr-4 as a “company car”. I was like 5 or so when he had it and even then I knew that thing was cool as hell.

I actually spent a whole day in downtown Greenwich over the summer and didn’t see a single god damn fast wagon. Plenty of exotics, yes, but the only wagons I saw were of the Subaru/Volvo variety.

Saw the header photo. Knew immediately it was Torch.

I’m an unabashed gigantic Supra fanboy

BMW also thinks it’s still necessary to put turn signal stalks in their cars so.....

That Alpina wagon

Only white people can be rednecks?

Poor kid. He’s a super likable guy.  

Least diverse company in the world? Did you even look at the picture before attempting to shit on white people for no reason?

Devils fan here.

This is the least upsetting story about a Penn State guy doing something questionable with his penis in years!

Actually, no. They’re less direct recipients of my money than NFL players. A minute amount of my tax dollars go to pay their salaries and benefits. When I buy NFL tickets or merchandise, that money is going directly to, among other related things, the player’s salaries.

Boo. Laguna Seca Blue is the greatest color that ever colored, it is known.

I’m not entirely sure what just happened, but I support it.

Devils fan living in Minneapolis, so you could say I’m a neutral party... Watched the whole series, Blues are dirty as fuck. Bortuzzo and Upshall don’t deserve to wear NHL uniforms.