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If the JCW version of this is anything like my 2-door JCW, it’ll be a fucking hoot to drive in the snow.

A little confused...obviously catching this kind of criminal is important, so we should all be eager to help, but this happened over a year ago and they’re still trying to identify the vehicle?

I do declare that might just be the most beautiful thing I ever did see. Bless you, Polish man.

Lack of quality education. Straight up.

That comment just knocked a bit of coffee out of my mouth and onto my keyboard.

All hail the EGatti.

Fucked On Race Day is better :)

Hey man, that’s like, not how acronyms work.

Ralph Fiennes? Voldemort, is that you?

You’d think....that with alllllllllllll the bad publicity Spicer and this White House administration gets, you’d think he’d welcome an opportunity to show some humor and appear human with open arms.

CJ: now the coolest dude on Jalopnik.

Fun fact: my father did all of the advertising for the 1st gen Eclipse/Talon/Laser, and the 3000GT-VR4. Mitsubishi flew him and his team out to Hawaii to test the Eclipse out way before it ever went on sale here. He almost flipped it. Just thought I’d share.

The rear pillar is too big. It’s dark in the back. The trunk is small.

“Hey look, Acura’s booth....*one second pause, highlighted by a stifled yawn* Anyway, what were you thinking for lunch?”

We trusted you.

I know they’re just for when you’re parked. People who own them, usually are not. And yeah, I know what parking is like in the city. I’ve had people place the nose of their car into the contour of my back bumper plenty of times.

I’m aware of that. People who own them are not. You see people driving with the bumper bully on every 5 seconds in and around the city.

“Better protect my car from minor bumps and scratches by completely destroying the aesthetics of the entire thing”

Wow, that is impressive levels of fuck it.