Can confirm. Took delivery on my JCW a month ago, already in the shop.

That’s because he’s impossible to replace. No one could possibly be as terrible as Chris Evans was.

Good lord, man. Sit down and think about what you’ve done.

Why are you calling your bike blog a bitch?

Not trying to be a dick, but I’m not sure why you’re trying to justify a GIF of an animal being killed auto-playing on the front page. It just shouldn’t be there, period.

Just looked at the shit he’s written previously, good lord, what an unmitigated asshole. How the fuck did he get assigned an article for Jalopnik?

The smugness of this article is on a Buzzfeedian level. It sounds like it was written by the type of person who says any music written in the last 20 years is shit.

Have any regular RS cars even been delivered to customers yet? I had money down on one for a loooooong time, and then after about 6 months, they said it’d be at least another 6 months, so I sold my spot in line.

As a former Subaru owner...LOL.

Does the FF franchise have some sort of deal with Subaru? I feel like every movie features like 5 balls to the wall insane custom cars and a bone stock STI.

Aww yisss, none of my teams are nominated this year.

The Twins are rocking 45 losses right now. Forty. Five. Just saying.

Am I the only one who thinks that note looks fake as hell?

I actually just bought myself one of those JCW Minis you’ve got in the picture. What do you think of it?

It’s almost like they park like shit on purpose...

Get a soundclip of the exhaust on the V6 car. And also, will they ever sell the XE 35T with a manual?

I’ve always thought the Veyron should’ve looked more like this. It’s badass and gorgeous at the same time.

As good as this car looks, following your idea would improve upon it ten fold.

This is brilliant storytelling here.