GAHHH why is microsoft's coolest, most inovative technology always vaporware or worse?

@Ian Logsdon: Could a robot really understand the human created concept of existentialism as we do (or for some people, don't)? Or even if it did, would it just be some strange parallel...robostentialism.

Alright no boss with that many employees has a 98% aproval rating. I'm only kidding of course :p but this smells like more of apple's walled garden. "I'm sorry Mr.Smith, as your suporvisor I can't approve that aproval raiting. To the iDungeon you go."

@Dr. What?: You're humanizing the machines. You can pose the same question about alien doomsday scenarios, but the machines/aliens (even if we create them) may not think or ANYTHING like we do.

@johnnystreets: That's actually a really neat story. Congrats!

@Stevox: It's not redneck until it's sitting on the front porch/lawn with a beer can on top of it.

I just had this scenario run through my head and now the people around me are asking me why I'm sitting here laughing:

@Snes: Nonono- you have to graduate to seal clubbing at this point.

@R.b.3: "7.62...full...metal...jacket"

@muzicman82: I quote: "I can't dispute the legallity of it..."

@muzicman82: No need to call me an idiot for having a different opinion. Mind you, that's what it is, an opinion of what is right and wrong. I can't dispute the legallity of it, but that's not to say all laws don't have room for tweaking. Nor did I mention about those underpaid people who support the the industry, I…

@muzicman82: Following the rules for the sake of following the rules isn't something to be admired. If someone steps up and says "you should pay this"...well it doesn't mean I'm about to pull out my cash and do it, they have their own interests, none of which are in my favor. Just because everyone else blindly hands…

@awuwish: Agreed, in fact my grandparents bought a new one made of plastic which is completely useless. The metal one will actually support your weight, the plastic one feels like it will snap under you.

My grandparents had one of these, it was made of steal or something because it was a heavy sob. You also ran the risk of losing flesh or an entire finger trying to close it up. I expect they've improved on the design since the 70's though...

@DaveExile: Well if they make it small enough to mount it on picatinny rails they can market it as the first "Zombie detection and elimination system"

@Stem_Sell: Any dune reference is a winner in my book. Now a dune joke about the martian rover and "pimped out rides"...like finding water in a desert my friend.

@MikeofLA: I have one! It was a home warming gift from my mother when I got my first apartment. It's an off brand, a knock off of the "snack master" and has this odd habit that I learned of. Apparently when the light goes off, that just means its done, not that it's turned itself off...I created little molten cheese…

This one made me kind of mad, it's just a matter of opinion but I'd rather see the office of someone with a realistic budget that still looks astounding. I thank lifehacker for bringing me this content, but in the back of my head I can't help thinking "well yeah...I'd also have a freaking sweet office like this if…

@gizgizgiz: A) Your opinion only. B)Oops my bad. C) I wasn't looking for an in depth debate on the finer points of Lincoln's demise, it was just something to make myself and others laugh.

@gizgizgiz: Mr.Lincoln strongly disagrees.