No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

This doesn’t stop Kid Rock from being a racist POS either

“I cannot do anything racist, because I have black friends”

totally obvs not racist!

They're probably mostly checking to see if people with high clearances have a blackmail risk. That's a standard question in the investigations.

In addition to the risk of getting fired for misusing government equipment, these idiots are also at risk of blackmail should they hold a security clearance and so risk losing the latter as well. Seems fair to me.

And on the grounds of I would like a government job, and the purge should open up some things in my area of expertise.

If you signed up for Ashley Madison with your work email, you should absolutely be fired. Not because of ethics, but because you’re too fucking stupid for employement.

My nails were like that, and it was a vitamin deficiency (b12 mainly). It’s taking a long time for them to get better. In the meantime I found the Sally Hansen paint-on nail vitamins to help a bit, and the Essie apricot oil, too.

I laughed at that part. He makes it seem like he’s a one-man operation, and that if he doesn’t get back to the boiling cauldron of nail-polish and start stirring, it won’t get made.

YES! And it is amazing!!!

Super hot take. Thanks for coming out.

Man, is that where I am? I thought this was the post office. I’ve been waiting to mail this goddamn package for like... nine months! This place has TERRIBLE service.

“Our motives were not to insult or look down on anyone, not to be sexist,”

Oh honey, no. We just think they’re dumb and we’re going to have a great, great Tuesday morning making jokes. Thanks for clickin’!

The Duggar Principle: Everything is A-Ok as long as you (1) call yourself a Christian and (2) plead forgiveness and understanding and (3) oh yeah, could you leave me alone during this difficult time?

My dad, he is a good Christian man, I am a good Christian man, but we just do this for fun.

I think I should once again emphasize the part where the author says “But the strangers outside know nothing of the myriad other lives being lived inside the fortress. It’s hard to see the complexities of a distinct world through the smoke. We who come from within know of kindness and love, of charity and faith.”

However, in this case it was apparently not about a woman. It was believed the man is a Kohein, a religious descendant of the priests of ancient Israel, who are banned from flying over cemeteries.

When they jump off the balcony of a hotel in Borough Park or the rooftop bar of Manhattan, it’s with a loud cry: you can’t catch me anymore.