Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.

It will be Mx. Peanut, the first gender non-binary peanut-based mascot.

Late stage capitalism has truly poisoned some of our brains

Damn, son. You're supposed to lick the boot, not eat it.

*cough* Unionize. *cough*

Can’t wait for the game to be released on December, 2040. By then I’ll upgrade my vive to a consciousness uploader to play it. 

The entire commercial is over the top cringe and creepy. I get they are trying to sell a product by making it look like the greatest thing ever, but have you ever seen an entire mixed race family sitting around cheering someone on in a video game in the real world all with stupid gigantic grins that never end?  The…

The whole time I am watching this, I just cannot stop thinking about how creepy those two are!

Brandon Routh couldn’t quite cut it as Superman

“There can be only one Overseer”

Tell that to the thousands of Jawas I slaughtered in Super Star Wars. History is written by the winners and I won. My 16-bit Luke was a hero.

Nah. The best X-Men games were Freedom Force and Freedom Force vs. The Third Reich

The fact that he didn’t mention anything before 2010 confirms as much. But its also the wrong take to say “decades.” The X-Men games were the best and well-made superhero games of the 90s-early 2000s.

For decades, superheroes had the worst luck when it came to video games, the X-Men chief among them.

Lmao, we came so far people.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Arya is now the Day King, master of karate and friendship for everyone.

They’ve been doing that for 27 years at this point. If they stopped now, it’d be really weird and lead to a lot of fans being konfused.