If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

Can I just take this opportunity to say that I hated Kanye before it was cool?

Nah, that context isn’t helping. If I’m having a bad week, I don’t get to treat people who are completely separate from my personal problems like shit. I am an adult, and it’s not ok for me to throw a tantrum and refuse to pay a professional (THAT I HIRED) because I’m in my feelings about something unrelated.

How you gonna leave Latrice Motherfucking Royale

I will never tire of this debacle.

Neeson probably gave that horse an inferiority complex, and that’s memorable.

Thoughts and prayers for these two models of ageing with dignity.

How about the principle of parking correctly and not getting tickets in the first place?

“I didn’t let a single one off easy either, I don’t take kindly to idiots who are wrong spouting their mouth. Cop or not.”

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

But he has the perfectly centered tooth!

Sarah Jessica Parker. This has been a decades long loathing. I have not and will never watch Sex and the City because of her. I will only watch movies she is in if I can confirm ahead of time that her character dies.

Miles Teller looks so pedestrian and is always paired with a gorgeous woman. I can not suspend reality enough to believe he is attractive. I. Hate. His. Face.

Candace Cameron. And the starkist commercial where she Smile-screams “CHICKEN” makes me want to put my fist through my tv.

Wow, Mary already out here forgetting the people who rocked with her from the jump.

There was Ivanka, a charming huntress

If he’d done this to J Crew, he’d REALLY have gotten the comment section going. We fucking LOVE to hate J Crew (and I include myself in this). 

That is not, in any way, what is happening.

I believe that anyone who served in a combat zone in the military should be prohibited from serving as a Law Enforcement Officer. The skills you are taught in combat and how soldiers are taught to react in combat are completely different from what an LEO is required to do.  An LEO is a peace officer, not a war fighter.

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