That Vogue paragraph is a straight-up mess. I honestly don’t know what it’s trying to say.

He’s from Crackastan. 

you know if they make them for women, they would be practically identical, but cost twice as much.

Found the rapist!

STOP

Or get married as many times as you want. It's their problem, not yours. I know several women who are in their early 30s and on their third husbands. Let them live. 

Life is beautiful sometimes 

If she is an independent contractor, that means she sells that junk on facebook right?  

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

This isn’t even the best ABBA song. That honor goes to Waterloo.

In case anyone else was wondering, the grays are just as shit as you were expecting.

Monster. Next question.

Your LGBTQA-phobic tears are delicious.

Before anyone says something about her coming out as gay discrediting bi as an orientation I wanted to put my analogy for it.

Aww, Honey...how about you give yourself a break, and take the rest of Pride Month off, Boo?

Or better yet, forever? Because, guess what? Black people can be gay, too!

I have to assume they find it fun to shit on brown people.

Gisele didn’t say anything remotely worth apologizing for. Saying you get wiser as you get older isn’t saying young people are stupid. Wisdom isn’t the same as intelligence. Wisdom implies experience.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE KATHY. MISS ME WITH THAT SHIT.

Is this shade? I don’t get the sense that it is shade. This is where I miss the right honorable Judge Kara Brown, who I fear would not endorse this as shade.