Just tell him not to eat a Tide pod and he probably will.
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That’s at least 53% pedantic as fuck.
I don’t want to get into the business of questioning accusers’ stories (as has been happening since time immemorial).
I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.
Agree about the political writing. Disagree about the glasses. Even she is not pulling off those glasses.
I don’t have a dog in this fight, but wow, Kerrigan just can’t win in your book, can she? Even her absolute silence allows you to project all kinds of motives into it. She’s taking the wisest course of action by NOT making a statement, and yet you’re making statements for her, projecting your own thoughts into her…
I liked Johnny Weir’s take:
Wow that’s some serious shitty projection on your part.
They have a professional term for that. It’s called “gaslighting”.
I loved this. It was so random and so Tyra. After unnecessarily creating a scenario where she gets to play the thoughtful benefactor (when she could have just allowed 15 finalists from the beginning) she still had to find a way to insert her own wacky self-mythologizing into Erin’s emotional moment:
Tyra loves the cruel to be kind, or whatever. And that one with the shitty attitude should not have stayed.
That August, sitting on a beach in Connecticut with her parents, she made up her mind. “ ‘Guys, I think I’m going to start a blog,’ ” she told them. “ ‘It’s going to be about women and putting them and their narrative and their story at the forefront and giving them a voice and a platform and just really encouraging…
You didn’t sin with her, douchecanoe. You sinned against her.
Oh HELL no, you are not saddling ME with being in charge of these fuckers! You give that shit to Steve, he says he can do it right after he gets off his shift at Applebees!
“Sometimes the words you consider to be boorish are the ones that perfectly describe a situation or thing.”
Bradley Cooper has nice beards ;)
He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.
What about literally roasting her?
Also, Sinatra’s “Ocean’s 11?” Ain’t that good.