Unrelated: Dennis Richmond used to give me confusing feelings in my swimsuit area when I was younger.

Reading is fundamental.

It was in the parking lot.

Am I the only one that thinks Jeff Goldblum is super gross and creepy?

OMG dead.

What about pretending to be a teen in order to get naked pics of middle-aged men?  Asking for a friend.

We do a similar one.  Limonata with Aperol, a splash of gin and a lemon peel in a tall glass.  It’s THE BUSINESS.

No, really.

Yeah, for sure. I have had both kinds of massage and the one is very different than the other. Scrotal contact is a clear attempt at an up-sell.

She is really not shy about using her “proximity to blackness” card.

...when it is convenient for them to do so.

Counterpoint: They’re terrible for dudes, (probably also ladies?) with big thighs. They ride up and get bunched in the leg/crotch border. Then they chafe and then I want to die.  Boxers are the only way.  Fight me.

I do this as well and I use the leg area, y’know, near the hem?  I’m not rubbing the taint part in my ears, or anything.

I do this also.

I’m sorry you don’t understand what words mean.  

And that’s why you ended with “#checkmate”?

“im not blaming, but....”

No, the “convo” was about calling the cops on kids who hadn’t done anything wrong, but somehow you’re finding a way to blame them for something that you have no evidence of them doing.  Nice try, racist.

“Policing is my job but racism is my PASSION.  I follow my bliss.”

When was the last time you turned one of your friends or family members over to the police? (And don’t even try “My friends and family members don’t do anything illegal,” because that’s bullshit and you know it.)