“But if when I called a black person...”

Ivanka looks like what would happen if you put a bunch of really expensive clothing and make-up on a hemorrhoid.

They are most likely thinking, “I have been doing this for years with no repercussions. Yay for me.”

RIP

Rudy Nureyev, tho? Not so much.

I also call “bullshit,” but on different grounds. I say it’s because she grossly overestimates the importance of her dumb job.

I’m just going to keep repeating this until somebody in power listens to me:

Maybe one of those crocheted toilet paper covers. Y’know, with the doll?

Fuck, I want fried chicken so bad right now.

Ummmmmmm... I don’t know that I would say “no gay actors.”

It’s wins that count, not credit.

Venus, not Serena.

What’s Italian for “nice guy”?

I don’t know who most of these people are and I’m OK with that. That said, that one fat dude in the cowboy hat could GET IT. I’d bang that guy like a drum.

So scratchy, tho...

I think there’s a difference between “model” and “top model” though.

But, but, but... Mariah doesn’t even SING anymore! She just sort of stumbles around and phones in a note or two. If she really cared about her fans, she’d hire a Mariah Carey drag-queen to perform “live” for her.

Why isn’t anyone talking about white-on-white violence?

LOL. She has ONE purpose. (HINT: It starts with “H” and rhymes with “schmer own fucking self.”)

Team “No One”. They’re both so awful.